YOU CAN’T GET TO HEAVEN

Oh, you can’t get to heaven (oh you can’t get to heaven)

In Lakie’s shoes  (In Lakie’s shoes)

Cause Lakie’s shoes (cause Lakie’s shoes)

Are big canoes!

Chorus:                 Oh you can’t get to heaven in Lakie’s shoes

                                Cause Lakie’s shoes are big canoes.

                                I ain’t gonna grieve, my Lord, no more.

                                I ain’t gonna grieve, my Lord, no more.

                                Ain’t gonna grieve, my Lord, no more.

            YOU CAN GET ANYTHING YOU WANT...
                  (to the tune of Alice's Restaurant)

You can get anything you want here at PGC.
You can get anything you want here at PGC.
Just walk right in, it's across the lake,
Just a half a mile from where the donuts bake!
You can get anything you want here at PGC.